Are you ever just a little tiny bit thankful for slavery??? (If you're black)?

So I know this sounds bad... but I am a little thankful for slavery. I watched this documentary called "Babies" and they had an African, Chinese, Mongolian, and an American, and the Mongolian and African had TOTALLY different cultures and the Chinese was more like America. Anyways in Africa they wear like NO CLOTHES whatsoever.. which is sooooo weird and the babies have no diapers so they sit in the dirt bare butt... WHAT ABOUT BUGS AND DIRT and the mothers lick the eyes clean.. omg it was so gross. And the babies just do whatever they want.. just odd to me. I am so glad I don't live there you know?? So I am a little thankful for slavery because had it not happened I would probably be living there and I would be cooked by the Sun everyday and have no tv or Iphone or computer... it would just be a terrible life I think. No offense to anyone who lives there.